The hot tub.

Champagne.

 Unrelenting pleasure.


Aquaman.



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These are the things that Korean pop star Jay Park thinks about when he's ready to get down all night. The 29-year old singer could be saying that he fully embodies the strength and tenacity of Arthur Curry, the King of Atlantis, but it's very likely that Jay is just bragging about his superhuman ability to perform cunnilingus while submerged underwater. The point is that finally DC Universe fans have a soulful slow jam that's meant to be played during only the heaviest of bang-sessions.





One thing you should probably understand if you're new to the world of Korean music is that while there's severe cultural restrictions on sexual content (the entire industry was devastated in recent years by the "revelations" that performers routinely go on dates and have pre-marital relationships) for some reason English lyrics are allowed to fly past the censors practically unscathed. So that's why you might find yourself chuckling to yourself at some of the more... interesting lyrics in the song.

Lyrics such as:

Come meet me
in the hot tub girl.
Oh girl the candles are lit,
and all that's left is me
kissing your lips.
And lemme call you mama,
cause we aboutto make a baby.

And before I go put it in
I'll go underwater girl,
just like a fish,
and the way I stay down there,
you gon' think I'm Aquaman



I think we've set the table enough for what is undoubtedly going to be your Autumn Jam.





Also bizarre is the way the song name drops Vincent Chase from Entourage. But I'm guessing that's because Jay Park couldn't find a decent rhyme for Jason Momoa? 



The Newest K-Pop Hit Is A Sexy Panty Dropper... About AQUAMAN