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20 of the Most Insanely Awesome (and Stupid) Knives Ever Made
September 22, 2016
1. Custom Hello Kitty G10 by
Ugh, this is so dumb, this person CLEARLY should have gone with "Badtz Maru".
2. The 'iStab' Phone Case by
"Swipe to unlock".
3. Combination Hand Cannon / Pocket Knife by
The perfect art piece for collectors, artisans, or hunters for beasts of the Old Blood.
4. The Karate Lettuce Chopper from
Just because you're a vegetarian doesn't mean you can't have a cartoonishly violent existence.
5. The Shark Knife by unknown
For the person who went to the ninja weapons stand at the Renn Fair and said "not impractical enough".
6. Eiffel Tower Dagger by
They'll take this knife when they pry it from my warm, recently surrendered hands. (cheap shot, I know)
7. Fractal Cutlery Set By
More proof that math majors are capable of feeding themselves in this economy.
8. This Set of Matryoshka-Like Kitchen Knives by
9. The Spider-Knife by
Not gonna lie, this one just looks straight-up co
10. Metal Kunai Throwing Knife / USB Drive by unknown
Store your data in a way that let's people know you're business in the streets, chuunin in the sheets.
11. Motorcycle Dragon Knife via
The official knife of "I am 12 and went to the Flea Market unattended".
12. Coyote Jawbone Folder by
The perfect fashion accessory for that cool "leather vest no shirt" look you've been thinking about trying.
13. "8-Bit Sword" Multitool by
It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
14. KUJIRA Whale-Shaped Utility Knives by
These whales are literally knives yet are still less violent than the orcas at Sea World.
15. Game of Thrones "Dragonglass" Dagger Set from
Nothing spices up a tinder profile like the phrase "owns an obsidian dagger".
16. Titanium "Man Ring" Wearable Tool by
You hear that, ladies? Your rings can only have stupid weak diamonds on them!
17. Master Sword Cake Slicer by
If you want to wield this, make sure you have the pendant of carbohydrates.
18. Solid Wood Kitchen Knives by
And here you thought wooden tools were just for the first 15 minutes of Minecraft.
19. The "Ultimate" Swiss Army Knife by
Always be prepared (to have your pants weighed down by 4 pounds of stainless steel).
20. Official X-Wing Knife Block Set (
Chop up your veggies using the force... and the leverage, because that's how knives work.
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