1. Custom Hello Kitty G10 by deathofallthings 

hello kitty
Ugh, this is so dumb, this person CLEARLY should have gone with "Badtz Maru".

 

2. The 'iStab' Phone Case by mikeasaurus

"Swipe to unlock".



3. Combination Hand Cannon / Pocket Knife by Bruce Bump

cannon knife
The perfect art piece for collectors, artisans, or hunters for beasts of the Old Blood.

 

4. The Karate Lettuce Chopper from GAMA-GO

gamago
Just because you're a vegetarian doesn't mean you can't have a cartoonishly violent existence.

 

5. The Shark Knife by unknown

shark knife
For the person who went to the ninja weapons stand at the Renn Fair and said "not impractical enough".