Being Kung Lao must kind of suck. Sure, you've got a razor-sharp hat, but your One Thing is also a big weakness. That hat has to be sharpened constantly or the dull blades would be useless in kombat. You also have to wash that thing repeatedly, because all that caked blood and sweat would probably not smell particularly great. Then there's the most obvious downfall of relying on a hat for your weaponry:

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