The twitter page @Bootleg_Stuff collects some of the jankiest, rickety, and most nightmarish knockoff products to ever come out of Hong Kong. But what intrigued us the most was the sheer variety of creepy and teribble versions of the Pokemon franchise that've made their way onto store shelves across the world.
Here's some of the most headscratching attempts to cash in on the Pokemon phenomenon
Shoutout to whatever brave cosplayer can pull off THIS version of Misty, dorito-dust goatee included.
"Meowth! That's... wrong."
Gengar looks like he's about to post on instagram with the hashtag #nomakeup
These toys have a high CP level, and that stands for "Creepy Plastic".
Pretty sure this was my Fake ID in high school.
You can use this towel to dry all the tears you cried from looking at this towel.
What if Eevee, Grimer, and an elderly Lithuanian man had a love child?
So glad some Chinese factory stepped up to meet the overwhelming demand for SEEDOT collectibles.
Looks like Teem Rorkat is blarstig off shmagain!
"M-I-C-K-E-Y, F-U-C-K NO!"
This hidden Eeeveelution is accessible only if you manage to find the "Derp Stone".
This is either the world's worst Rayquaza, or the actual talking snake from The Garden of Eden.