The twitter page @Bootleg_Stuff collects some of the jankiest, rickety, and most nightmarish knockoff products to ever come out of Hong Kong. But what intrigued us the most was the sheer variety of creepy and teribble versions of the Pokemon franchise that've made their way onto store shelves across the world.


Here's some of the most headscratching attempts to cash in on the Pokemon phenomenon



1. 

Shoutout to whatever brave cosplayer can pull off THIS version of Misty, dorito-dust goatee included. 

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2.

"Meowth! That's... wrong."

meowth hat thats wrong

 

3.

Gengar looks like he's about to post on instagram with the hashtag #nomakeup

gengar dog toy thing

 

4.

These toys have a high CP level, and that stands for "Creepy Plastic".

ponyta hello

 

5.

Pretty sure this was my Fake ID in high school.

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6.

You can use this towel to dry all the tears you cried from looking at this towel.

pokemon hello towel dumb

 

7.

What if Eevee, Grimer, and an elderly Lithuanian man had a love child?

pokemon yes this

 

8.

So glad some Chinese factory stepped up to meet the overwhelming demand for SEEDOT collectibles.

janky weird bootleg pokemon toys

 

9.

Looks like Teem Rorkat is blarstig off shmagain!

bootleg team rocket blasting off again

 

10.

"M-I-C-K-E-Y, F-U-C-K NO!"

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11.

This hidden Eeeveelution is accessible only if you manage to find the "Derp Stone".

leafeon hederp bootleg

 

12.

This is either the world's worst Rayquaza, or the actual talking snake from The Garden of Eden.

mega rayquaza freaky smile

 

You can find more bootleg Pokemon (as well as other amazing atrocities) by following @Bootleg_Stuff on twitter!