With Steam's plentiful selection of dating sims, from Hunie Pop to Hatoful Boyfriend, how is one supposed to choose?! Sure, you can read the reviews, but you'll find yourself overwhelmed by descriptions of "cute waifus" and "wtf no boobs." Don't despair. We swam through the slimy, smelly depths of bad Steam reviews to find the pearls of wisdoms, the reviewers who dared to be fearless and truthful, and we brought them back for you.



Hatoful Boyfriend

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via MattMelvin


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via hämmästyttävä hämähäkki


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via Mygochu



Hunie Pop


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via PantsuAnnihilator420


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via Resi


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via Cobby 



Tokyo School Life

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via Wolfen


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via Mugi


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via Gabe



Dandelion


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via Friendly Shroom


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via jjolynes 


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via Dissonance



If My Heart Had Wings


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via Trejn


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via DoomedEagle 


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via YoOoster



Go! Go! Nippon! ~My First Trip to Japan~


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via senpoi


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via Wubbleston Cumberdale



Flower Shop: Summer in Fairbrook


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via FunnyFarm



Sakura Spirt


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via O_G_Doug


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via KappaFace