I think the Mario brothers are pretty well qualified for your plumbing company, sir.
Dr. Mario. Olympic athlete Dr. Mario.
Er, yes. It seems that your doctorate was earned via a Tetris knock-off?
Indeed it was.
Your name is Mario Mario?
Listen, Mario, I'll level with you. Your plumbing work is suspect at best.
you go into pipes. And some of them warp users to other worlds, correct?
And while working on said pipes, you fight tons of turtles?
Koopas. Koopa Troopas. Some have wings. Some throw hammers.
That's not how plumbers work
let alone how turtles work. Not to mention those fire-spitting plants. That's
well, that's bad plumbing.
They are terrifying. You don't know the things I've seen.
Do you have any idea how many times I've died?
I've died millions of times down there.
suspect at best.
This whole system is suspect!
Also, plumbing might not be the best choice for your brother, maybe a nice job working at Burger King?
How dare you.
Just saying it like it is.