My greatest wish: Hodor, still carrying a door stacked with angry White Walkers on his back, suddenly emerges to throttle the High Sparrow.-- ToddInTheShadows (@ShadowTodd) May 30, 2016
Bran is busy binge-watching Game of Thrones up to this point-- Frank Lesser (@sadmonsters) May 30, 2016
If Game of Thrones were today, every Kardashian daughter would've done like 15 walks of atonement by now-- Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) May 30, 2016
I feel like this episode of Game of Thrones really lacked the up-close dick wart examinations that made previous episodes stand out.-- Ray (@SirEviscerate) May 30, 2016
GRRM: No! Benjen is not Coldhands-- asoiaf whiner (@oldtown_hoe) May 30, 2016
D&D: We don't know what "no" means #GameofThrones
To clarify: Benjen Stark (who you probably don't remember all that well since he hasn't appeared since season 1, but who is/was a member of the Night's Watch AND Ned Stark's brother) was the person who saved Bran and Meera from the wights. And his new state of being ("Almost-An-Ice-Zombie") bears a more-than-striking resemblance to a character in the books called "Coldhands" (whose true identity has still not been revealed). The long-standing fan theory was that Coldhands was Benjen Stark, but author George R.R. Martin shot down that theory to his own editor.
Strangely enough it's getting harder to watch siblings make out...but easier to watch someone PEEL a guy's face off #ThronesYall-- Andres Bear River (@oso_anders) May 30, 2016
I will say this, the one Game of Thrones continues to get right is continuing to pretend that Dorne doesn't exist anymore.-- Trent (@BarstoolTrent) May 30, 2016
There are two kinds of #GameofThrones tweeters: people who think the High Sparrow is a self-righteous nut, and people I need to unfollow.-- Joy Reid (@JoyAnnReid) May 30, 2016
Joffrey was Chaotic Evil.-- Nash (@Nash076) May 30, 2016
Tommen is worse. He's Lawful Stupid.
samwell's dad would vote for trump-- Greg Howard (@greghoward88) May 30, 2016
Samwell taking his pop's sword is like Cameron from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" leaving home and stealing his dad's Ferrari. #GameofThrones-- Lonely Tailgater (@LonelyTailgater) May 30, 2016
Jaqen H'Ghar always looks like he's about to drop the hottest post-grunge album of 1996 pic.twitter.com/i8zxiEJ5Ub-- Tom Chivers (@TomChivers) May 29, 2016
You'll never believe who died tonight on #GameofThrones tonight...-- Wooden Nickel Shorts (@WNShorts) May 30, 2016
Nobody. Not even a minor or background character.
Edmure had the worst honey moon EVER yo. #DemThrones-- Father Of Draggins (@rodimusprime) May 30, 2016
One way to try and avoid death: compliment your assassin's eyebrows. #thronesyall-- Gabapentin (@madd_gab) May 30, 2016
Arya and Needle: still a better love story than Twilight. #ThronesYall-- Melody Murrell (@melodymurrell) May 30, 2016
Daenerys Targaryen: [in Dothraki] Today, we celebrate, our Independence Day!#GameofThrones-- May Dave! May Dave! (@davelozo) May 30, 2016
If Daenerys had a LinkedIn profile I would endorse her in motivational speaking, chaos control and bilingual communication. #GameofThrones-- Anna C. Grajales (@annacgrajales) May 30, 2016
Nobody died tonight, which means we're probably in for a massacre next week. #ThronesYall-- amal (@changministan) May 30, 2016