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Now that shipping is a legitimate part of fandom, we figured it was time to compile the weirdest ships the internet has to offer. Cuz when life gives you lemons, ship Lemongrab and make some extremely sexual fan art.
Game of Thrones has an abundance of ships -- and I'm not talking about Davos Seaworth's fleet. The fandom's weirdest ship is Margaery and Sansa. Neither of these women is in a position to think about love; Margaery is trying to get herself out of prison and Sansa's trying to take back the North. I have to say, though, that looking at this fan art and seeing Sansa and Margaery happy for once is pretty nice even if it's because of a relationship that could never happen.
Do you not think you deserve better? by magpizza
Margaery and Sansa by dimblynick
"What a gentlemanly queen you are, Margaery" by inganah
This ship sailed when Thorin Oakenshield hired Bilbo Baggins to get his treasure back from Smaug. Ultimately, Bilbo stole Thorin's heart (or his family jewels, you could say). Despite initial tensions, the two developed a mutually respectful friendship, but shippers believe the two are just hiding their secret love. I have not familiarized myself with how inter-species sexy times go down in Middle Earth, but I'm glad Bilbo found an appropriately pint-sized soulmate.
Thilbo by uska-o0
Thilbo by neffinesse
Thilbo by spader7
Thilbo by iwaki-san
According to the Jelsa shippers, Jack Frost and Elsa are perfect for each other. They have ice powers, they have dreamy blue eyes, they're misunderstood and they have dreamy blue eyes. There's only problem: they don't exist in the same universe. Jack Frost, the protagonist of Rise of the Guardians, is a property of Dreamworks while Elsa, the protagonist of Frozen, belongs to Disney. That's like the Jets vs. the Sharks, the Montagues vs. the Capulets, the Xbots vs. the Sony ponies!
Jack Frost Elsa by toritewa
Jelsa by juliajm15
Elsa x Jack Frost by frailelement
Jack Frost x Elsa by novelear13
Forget the shipping Bermuda triangle that is Harry/Hermione/Ron - Drarry is the weirdest ship to emerge from the Harry Potter series. Draco Malfoy was the closest thing Hogwarts had to a hot bad boy; he was rich, mean and a fan of eugenics. Drarry shippers saw through all of his brutal bullying (and his family's longtime allegiance to The Dark Lord) to his true feelings for Harry. That or they just liked drawing two pretty boys kissing each other.
Sundays are Hideous Weasley Jumper Days in the Malfoy-Potter household by emily-fay
Messy Eater by isi-angels
Draco x Harry by karinazig
Drarry by turuko
Marvel shows the endearing parts of Captain America's culture shock after his 50 year nap. Awww, he doesn't know who Steve Jobs is! But there are way more disturbing implications of bringing a World War II man to the present. Rogers should be surprised by women in the workplace, desegregation and overt homosexuality. This doesn't bother the Stony shippers, though. Not one bit. They don't think an old timey soldier would hesitate to fall madly in love with a snarky billionaire.
Be Careful by kingsparrovv
Superhusbands by kgc030
Tony! by hello-shellhead
There is a subgenre of Stony fan art, called Superfamily fan art, that likes to imagine Captain America and Iron Man raising Peter Parker as their son. Though adorable, this makes literally zero sense. What about Aunt May? Wait, does this mean Captain America is Aunt May???
Just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder than Tony Stark raising Spider-Man, there are two animate lemons tickling each other. When the Lemongrabs first hit the scene, Adventure Time fans assumed that they were potential romantic interests. Even though they were identical and had the same name. Adventure Time then revealed the pair were clones. But it was too late. Fans wanted to see these lemons bump uglies, and I say that because the Lemongrabs are very, very ugly.
Acceptable by foxery
Lemons on an Adventure by princesspizza
The Lemongrabs by candys-killer
Sweater Weather by poetic-kitsune
Sorry if you woke up today and were like, "Hey, today's probably gonna be a totally normal day." Because today is the worst day, today is the day you learned about the ship that is Mario and Sonic. You will never look at two of your beloved childhood friends the same way. There are a lot of things I don't understand about this: how they met, how it is biologically possible for Sonic to be pregnant, what Kirby is doing in that picture. But one thing is clear: none of us will ever play Super Smash Bros the same.
Bella Notte by mariobrosyaoifan12
Repetition of a Fantasy by kyu6
Oops by kyu6
Mario and Sonic preggy by emeraldwolfs12
Okay, buckle up, folks, because this ship is gonna be a BUMPY RIDE. Pinecest. That's right, many Gravity Falls fans ship the Pines twins. Not only are these fans shipping human siblings, they're shipping underage human siblings. But this ship know no shame. Venture forth at your own risk.
(Juuust in case I wasn't clear, if you do not want to see twin siblings who shared the womb now share a kiss on the lips, then do not look at the following pictures.)
Pinecest via kitsutama
Pinecest! by ChicaAnime-n1
Pinecest by DoublePines
Pinecest by vika01
Yes, shipping exists even in the Transformers fandom, and it turns out that Barricade and Bumblebee are the hottest couple around. Putting aside the question of whether robots are capable of sexual expression, this pairing is straight-up the weirdest because Barricade is a Decepticon and all he wants to do is murder Bumblebee's people, the Autobots. I pity Michael Bay because he spent millions of dollars on super-explosives but nothing can be as powerful as an illustration of Bumblebee playing with Barricade's robo-nips.
'Cop a Feel' by D34THn0Te
Barry and Bia by bezum
Barricade x Bee by TF-Connect
Don't Move by D34THn0Te
Rocket Raccoon and Groot were the most endearing characters in Guardians of the Galaxy. If watching Rocket wail over Groot's remains didn't moisten your eye sockets, you are human garbage. Some fans thought the two were more than friends, and thus Grocket was born. What makes this ship especially weird is that many pieces of Grocket fan art show Rocket getting cozy with a Groot that is clearly underage. If sentient trees can be underage? Can they? The Giving Tree should have addressed this.
I Am Groot I Love You Too by crazedg
Aaahhh by oschocodee
Grocket by redds
Groot x Rocket by rompopita
Grocket by blackmoon4242564