We like fun geeky gear, especially when they have an actual useful purpose (no offense, Funko Pop collectors). So we've decided to revisit our Kitchen Wares guide to find some more nerdy tools/vessels to help up your cooking game.

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1. Doctor Who Electronic Sonic Screwdriver Pizza Cutter

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Time is a flat, cheesy, circle.

Price: 18.99

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2. Nintendo-Inspired "Power Mitt" by fangamer

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I love the Power Mitt, it's so bad... at thermal conductivity.

Price: $15

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3. Hidden Cthulu Coffee Mug by Creature Cups

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The Eldritch Gods AWAKEN (as soon as they have their coffee).

Price: $14.99

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4. The Nessie Ladle by Ototo

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Imbue your soups with all the flavor and tradition of the Scottish Tourism Industry.

Price: $5

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5. Millenium Falcon and X-Wing Silicone Ice/Candy Molds

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Cooler than carbonite.

Price: $9.43

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6. MInecraft Pickaxe Bottle Opener by Thinkgeek

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Thinking about how many Minecraft fans are now old enough to drink just made me want to drink.

Price: $19.99

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7. Handmade Mario 8-Bit Cutting Board by AK Geek Creations

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It's like I've always said since I was 8, Mario would be way better with knives.

Price: $125

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8. Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy Salt and Pepper Shakers

by Westland Giftware

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Am I the only one sick of these hyper-sexualized female kitchenware accessories?

Price: $11.26

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9. Batman Candy Bowl by Rubie's

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"He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector... of my jelly beans."

Price: $30

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10. Tetris-Inspired Sandwich Cutter by Fred & Friends

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Now you too can eat sandwiches just like a Cosmonaut!

Price: $9

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11. Game Boy Dry-Erase Fridge Magnet by Swagasaurus Rex

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Finally, I can combine my emotional eating and retro games addictions into one!

Price: $19.99

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12. Walking Dead Daryl Dixon Crossbow Mug by AMC

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Stay in the mug, coffee!

Price: $24.99

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13. Attack on Titan Cookie Jar

Finally, an object that reflects how scary my obsession with anime and cookies truly is.

Price: $16.95

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14. Mystic Sword Ice Pops by Tovolo

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A fun way to rehydrate after all that salt from playing LoL.

Price: $13.23

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15. Darth Vader Toaster by Pangea

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Get your bread crispier than Anakin Skywalker's limbs/genitals.

Price: $34.61

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16. The Marauder's Map Mug by Morphing Mug

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The best way to drink your morning mudblood.

Price: $12.70

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17. R2-D2 Droid Measuring Cups by ThinkGeek

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I heard the Millenium Falcom made the Kessel Run in less than 12 teaspoons. 

Price: $17.64

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18. Gamer Bowl w/ Controller Handles by Kovot

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I'm sure some of you out there still prefer to eat soup with a mouse and keyboard.

Price: 14.99

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19. Slave Leia Apron by ICUP

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Finally, two of my favorite symbols of female oppression, in one convenient garment!

Price: $14.95

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20. House Stark Cermaic/Pewter Beer Stein by Game of Thrones

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If you're a big enough fan to question why that's a BARATHEON crown, you might be a big enough fan to own this.

Price: $59.99

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21. Totoro Hooded Apron Set by MeMoreCool

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If this helps me cook food that looks like it's from a Ghibli movie, then I'm never taking this off!

Price: $21.99

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22. Official Pixar Slow Cooker / Crockpot by Pixar

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You could probably make some kickass ratatouille in this thing.

Price: $35.00

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23. Howl's Moving Castle Calcifer Frying Pan Set 

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Cook your breakfast with the help of your favorite demon voiced by Billy Crystal.

Price: $34.99

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24. X-Wing Knife Block by Star Wars

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Use the force, as well as the leverage, to cut through meat and veggies.

Price: $74.99

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25. "Strong Brew" Tea Infuser by Fred and Friends

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The best weapon to calm your nerves after a 5-hour Dark Souls session.

Price: $10.33

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