If a burn happens in a forest and nobody is around to see it, does it still hurt so bad? See, this deep philosophical questions gets at why it's so important that these tumblr users share their epic burns with the world. If a burn goes unwitnessed, it's like it never happened, and I don't want to live in a world without vicious burns.
It's not just tumblr users who enjoy imparting a good burn every now and again. Sometimes, official social media accounts and TV shows want to get in on the flame war. Here are the best burns that tumblr users have passed along: