The Sims is really fun because you can get your sim a job and manage his finances and -- who am I kidding? The best part of the sims is inventing new ways to destroy either your sim or the game itself.. Here are some of the most hilarious and disturbing Sims glitches from around the web.

1. Who's walking who here?

via lunanovastar



2. It's important to stretch in the morning, in case reality starts falling apart around you.

via freezerbunny-sims



3. "HAY there!"

via BABY_SKULLFUCK



4. "We got him from the pound so we think he's part-beagle, part-Kowakian monkey-lizard but we're not sure..."

via ghiolfanjberg



5. "Look, Mom, no hands! Or joints! Or distinguishing human characteristics!"

via siminvill