At what point in the Metroid series is Samus going to change her job title from 'Bounty Hunter' to 'Planetary Exterminator'?
Very few artists are willing to address just how gross it would feel to actually sit on a giant gecko.
Behind those kind Italian eyes, an ocean of suffering.
(Yes, Mega Man is owned by Capcom, but at this point that's only a formality)
Zelda was into pirates and ninjas BEFORE it was an outdated meme.