If you only know the kick-ass actress Lena Headey as Cersei from Game of Thrones (and not as Queen of Sparta from 300 or Sarah Connor from Terminator: The Sara Connor Chronicles), then you probably hate her. This is a terrible mistake because she is a blessing. She is a charming and goofy lady that uses twitter to talk about poop and make fun of herself. Here are the funniest tweets she's released.
Just imagine her reading these with her signature Cersei swagger and sloshing goblet full of wine:
1.
Here's the thing you guys .... I just saw some of S6 .. And ... OMFG ... It's beyond worth the agonizing wait.. TRUST
-- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) March 6, 2016
I can tell you this ....
-- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) March 6, 2016
Oh ... SHIT ! No I can't
-- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) March 6, 2016
Oh SHAME on me
-- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) March 6, 2016
2.
My armpits smell like ketchup
-- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) April 5, 2016
3.
Season 6 ... Cersei opens a Buddhist studies center ...
-- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) February 1, 2016
4.
Can I just say Kung Fu Panda 3 ... BEST MOVIE I EVER SAW.
-- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) February 1, 2016
5.
Good morning lamp pic.twitter.com/V9Ip7lrxtT
-- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) February 8, 2016
6.
Novel thought. How about I take a shower.
-- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) July 30, 2015
7.
Elf on a shelf. Just fucking creepy
-- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) December 24, 2014
8.
The joy of a good poop
-- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) February 1, 2016
9.
I have a stupidly mad crush on Louis CK
-- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) September 21, 2014
10.
Haven't washed my face today. Acceptable I think.
-- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) March 6, 2015
11.
I have a playlist of farts on my phone.
-- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) April 27, 2014
12.
Also have sunscreen in my eyes. Living in California is SO difficult sometimes. #fuckofflena
-- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) April 7, 2014
13.
IM BACK !!!
-- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) January 13, 2016
Forgot my password
-- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) January 14, 2016
14.
What do we do ? Take care of our own hearts and those of others. Yes. What else? We don't draw on our friends. Correct.
-- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) March 13, 2014
15.
I think I'm a different animal when the sun goes down
-- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) March 3, 2014
16.
My sons name for his imaginary great ape? Funky knuckle
-- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) February 24, 2014
17.
When you fly delta you fly 1984
-- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) February 17, 2014
18.
Hello gentlemen next to me with a PAGER !! Must be terribly important or stuck in a time continuum.
-- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) February 17, 2014
19.
Is shaving a third of your leg because you have to wear cropped pants considered REALLY lazy or just economical....
-- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) February 11, 2014
20.
Bet the man who jammed me in at Ralph's has a penis like a monkfish
-- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) January 9, 2014
