If you only know the kick-ass actress Lena Headey as Cersei from Game of Thrones (and not as Queen of Sparta from 300 or Sarah Connor from Terminator: The Sara Connor Chronicles), then you probably hate her. This is a terrible mistake because she is a blessing. She is a charming and goofy lady that uses twitter to talk about poop and make fun of herself. Here are the funniest tweets she's released.
Just imagine her reading these with her signature Cersei swagger and sloshing goblet full of wine:
Here's the thing you guys .... I just saw some of S6 .. And ... OMFG ... It's beyond worth the agonizing wait.. TRUST -- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) March 6, 2016
Here's the thing you guys .... I just saw some of S6 .. And ... OMFG ... It's beyond worth the agonizing wait.. TRUST
I can tell you this .... -- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) March 6, 2016
I can tell you this ....
Oh ... SHIT ! No I can't -- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) March 6, 2016
Oh ... SHIT ! No I can't
Oh SHAME on me -- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) March 6, 2016
Oh SHAME on me
My armpits smell like ketchup -- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) April 5, 2016
My armpits smell like ketchup
Season 6 ... Cersei opens a Buddhist studies center ... -- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) February 1, 2016
Season 6 ... Cersei opens a Buddhist studies center ...
Can I just say Kung Fu Panda 3 ... BEST MOVIE I EVER SAW. -- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) February 1, 2016
Can I just say Kung Fu Panda 3 ... BEST MOVIE I EVER SAW.
Good morning lamp pic.twitter.com/V9Ip7lrxtT -- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) February 8, 2016
Good morning lamp pic.twitter.com/V9Ip7lrxtT
Novel thought. How about I take a shower. -- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) July 30, 2015
Novel thought. How about I take a shower.
Elf on a shelf. Just fucking creepy -- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) December 24, 2014
Elf on a shelf. Just fucking creepy
The joy of a good poop -- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) February 1, 2016
The joy of a good poop
I have a stupidly mad crush on Louis CK -- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) September 21, 2014
I have a stupidly mad crush on Louis CK
Haven't washed my face today. Acceptable I think. -- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) March 6, 2015
Haven't washed my face today. Acceptable I think.
I have a playlist of farts on my phone. -- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) April 27, 2014
I have a playlist of farts on my phone.
Also have sunscreen in my eyes. Living in California is SO difficult sometimes. #fuckofflena -- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) April 7, 2014
Also have sunscreen in my eyes. Living in California is SO difficult sometimes. #fuckofflena
IM BACK !!! -- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) January 13, 2016
IM BACK !!!
Forgot my password -- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) January 14, 2016
Forgot my password
What do we do ? Take care of our own hearts and those of others. Yes. What else? We don't draw on our friends. Correct. -- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) March 13, 2014
What do we do ? Take care of our own hearts and those of others. Yes. What else? We don't draw on our friends. Correct.
I think I'm a different animal when the sun goes down -- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) March 3, 2014
I think I'm a different animal when the sun goes down
My sons name for his imaginary great ape? Funky knuckle -- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) February 24, 2014
My sons name for his imaginary great ape? Funky knuckle
When you fly delta you fly 1984 -- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) February 17, 2014
When you fly delta you fly 1984
Hello gentlemen next to me with a PAGER !! Must be terribly important or stuck in a time continuum. -- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) February 17, 2014
Hello gentlemen next to me with a PAGER !! Must be terribly important or stuck in a time continuum.
Is shaving a third of your leg because you have to wear cropped pants considered REALLY lazy or just economical.... -- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) February 11, 2014
Is shaving a third of your leg because you have to wear cropped pants considered REALLY lazy or just economical....
Bet the man who jammed me in at Ralph's has a penis like a monkfish -- lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) January 9, 2014
Bet the man who jammed me in at Ralph's has a penis like a monkfish
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