Most any time someone uses their finger to doodle on a dirty car, they write something unimaginative like "Help Me, I'm Kidnapped This is Not a Joke." Even if someone decides to go with a full-on illustration, you can bet dollars to donuts that it'll be a poorly-rendered dick and balls.

Thankfully, the internet exists, and as such we're provided with the very best the world has to offer in dirty car art. The majority of these are from a talented fella named Scott Wade, so check out his website if you'd like to see more of his masterpieces.

 

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dirty car art

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dirty car art

via Scott Wade

 

 

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dirty car art

via Scott Wade

 

 

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dirty car art

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dirty car art

via Scott Wade

 

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via Scott Wade

via Scott Wade

 

 

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dirty car art

via Scott Wade

 

 

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dirty car art

via Scott Wade

 

 

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dirty car art

via Scott Wade

 

 

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dirty car art

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