When Lena Headey appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, Kimmel convinced her to read insults from The Bachelor as Queen Cersei. That means being as cold as a White Walker's tit and holding a goblet of wine, of course.

If you haven't watched The Bachelor, you might be shocked by the malicious things that come out of contestants' mouths. You think Game of Thrones is bloody and vicious? That's just a bunch of people fighting over control of a kingdom. The Bachelor is about a group of intoxicated idiots living in the same house and fighting over an engagement ring. It makes the Red Wedding look like a fun party.