WARNING: SPOILERS FOR 'THE FORCE AWAKENS'! ALSO, HEY, MAYBE GO SEE 'THE FORCE AWAKENS'. IT'S A NEW STAR WARS MOVIE. PRETTY GOOD ONE, TOO. HAVE YOU SERIOUSLY NOT SEEN IT YET? WOW. WHY DID YOU EVEN CLICK ON THIS LINK?
While 'The Force Awakens' begins with the characters in desperate search of Luke Skywalker, they get sidetracked by a few things (planet-sized Death Star, the destruction of the New Republic, an emo bad guy, the greatest Stormtrooper of all-time, etc.) and we don't finally get to see the older, wiser Luke until the very end - alone on an island, staring off into the ocean, and absolutely no signs of what the hell he's been doing here for the past 20 years. And since Episode 8 won't be out for a while, the only clue we have towards the inner-workings of Luke's mind is Very Lonely Luke.
Here are 30 of our favorite thoughts from the galaxy's loneliest Jedi Master:
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