C'mon, you've always wondered what Chewbacca's sex roars sound like, just admit it. Clearly the funny folks behind YouTube channel, Live from Mars, have because they just released a commercial for a Wookiee sex hotline, and it's perfect. They know what really gets Star Wars fans going: quirky droids and the Slave Leia bikini.

Probably the best part of getting frisky with a Wookiee is that there's no pressure on you to landscape your Forest Moon of Endor, if you know what I mean.