7. If any 12 year old talks shit to you, just blast air in their ears

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8. It likes its drink on the rocks

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9. When you want to live like it's the 1920s, but you still want to play videogames

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10. "Please turn me off," this phone begs.

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11. When you can't afford a new phone charger, but you have infinite tape and patience

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12. Use a broken controller as an opportunity to flaunt your wealth

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