Wasn't sure which outdated meme to quote for this one, but I'm sick of "Inception" jokes so let's go with:
"Yo dawg, I heard you like pizza. So we put a pizza in your pizza. So you can eat pizza while you eat pizza!"
photo via Jens Matheuszik
When you can't decide whether you want a disappointing hamburger or a mediocre pizza, now you can have both!
The Australian meat pie is one of the best comfort foods in the world. Cheap, hot, and filling, it's as familiar as a hot dog at a baseball game. Yes they baked them into the crust and that's overkill, but can we talk about the loveless dogpile of meat in the center? Dear Lord, it looks like someone just chopped up Noah's Ark and dumped it right in the middle.
Celebrate the birth of your savior with this elaborately presented assortment of meats and veggies. Oh and don't worry, the entire crust is made out of tiny hot pockets.
This is a Korean take on an American interpretation of an Italian dish, made to taste like a Mexican staple food. Congratulations, Pizza Hut, you've found a way to physically taste Global Capitalism.