1. While other Pokemon are supposed to be friendly or fearsome, Psyduck is supposed to make you feel uneasy

artwork psyduck
artwork by Maaden Ramos



2. Behind his vacant eyes lies an unending typhoon of pain 

GIF by 3d-bear


3. According to the Pokedex, its power grows in intensity the more pain it's experiencing

psyduck fight
artwork by Ammonite-Amy


4. Yet he still gets little to no respect:


5. These dualities make it the object of many Gen1 trainers' desires

sexy psyduck cosplaycosplay by HJ Steele