Nice try, Burger Fiction. You almost brought us to tears with this emotional supercut of fictional kids and their fictional best friends. But we stayed strong. Even when we saw Free Willy jump over that ridge, even when we saw Boo hug her kitty, even when we remembered that "Superman" part in The Iron Giant, we weren't moved. We're all adults here, and we've definitely grown out of these bona-fide classic films and their most heartfelt moments.

Now excuse us, we have to make a run to buy three boxes of tissues for non-crying related reasons.