1. He's adorable
2. He knows how to find joy in the simple things
3. He's great at making new friends.
4. And trying new things
5. Sure, he's wildly incompetent
6. And he lacks all subtlety.
7. But, he's complicated. He's good and bad. He's got a little angel and devil in him.
8. The only person cooler than Kronk is devil Kronk
9. Despite his flaws, he's your favorite idiot.
10. Also, he's the only character who acknowledges plot holes.
11. That's why he got his own sequel: Kronk's New Groove
12. And why he's an inspiration to us all.
Yes, that's a man dressed as Kronk running the Disneyland Marathon!