1. Donald Trump
Mr. Mime: A goofy-haired clown obsessed with creating barriers.
Loudred: His greatest weapon is his loud, amplified voice.
Darkrai: The political establishment's worst nightmare with a gravity-defying combover.
Conkeldurr: Experience putting up buildings.
Aegislash: Quick to change stances if it means victory.
Emboar: Literally a huge pig who's great at making SICK BURNS.
2. Bernie Sanders
Dugtrio: Has support at the grassroots level from ground-types (hippies).
Porygon-Z: Gained notoriety thanks to weirdos from the Internet.
Omanyte: Strangely adorable despite being a living fossil.
Delibird: Eager to give away presents like free college and single-payer healthcare.
Abomasnow: A frozen creature with a proclivity for grass... aka "the entire population of Vermont".
Jynx: Both unintentionally made large amounts of black women furious.
3. Jeb Bush
Vanillite: Milky, white, and flavorless.
Vanillish: The direct result of an organization really struggling for new ideas.
Vanilluxe: The third iteration of something you just saw two times before.
Braviary: All about that Red, White, and Blue.
Meowth: Really good at scrambling for gold.
Yanmega: A giant flying insect that could murder me, thus representing Florida.
4. Hillary Clinton
Charmander: The most predictable, boring choice.
Kangaskhan: A mom who wields an impressive amount of power.
Jigglypuff: Grows angry and vengeful when the audience stops paying attention to her.
Mewtwo: Perceived as an omnipotent supervillain, but is probably just misunderstood.
Eevee: Constantly changing into different forms depending on what's in front of her.
Pikachu: Peaked in popularity in late 90's, has refused to go away ever since.
5. Bobby Jindal