If you haven't watched Rick and Morty, a cartoon about the adventures of a mad scientist and his hapless grandson, teleport to the nearest screen and shove every episode into your eyes as soon as possible.

Rick is a true anti-hero, like Walter White or Tony Soprano, but with more drinking and less inner turmoil. There's a poetry to his crass wit, and it's impossible not to quote him.

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