Alright, what's on our schedule today? Lots to do. I'm thinking crossover. Maybe a comic
I don't know how to keep telling you. It's over. No one likes you.
What? I'm freaking Spyro. The Playstation mascot. Who is bigger than me?
Well, uh, Mario, for starters.
Mario? The Plumber? Get out of here.
He's really popular. Everyone loves plumbers.
You know what else is popular? Dragons. Dragons are popular.
He has a giant lizard too. So cool
I am a giant lizard. Who breathes fire. So I also have that going for me. The fire part.
And get this: On occasion, he can even throw fireballs! Wow!
You're not serious.
He's a tough act to follow: he's just so cool. Sometimes he plays tennis, drives box-karts, or even cleans things! That's how you get the youth vote.
I don't understand. Playstation has got Dreamcast running for the hills. We've got it made!
Dreamcast? Are you from 2001?
I don't get it. As the face of Playstation-
Well, I am the face of Playstation, right? And thus video games in general; playstation wins.
Not really. Microsoft's Xbox-
Microsoft? Psht. Windows 2001 was awful.
Okay, you're from 2001.
Look, if I'm not the face of Playstation, who is?
Um, I'm not sure. The blu-ray player?
Or it's Money. I think it's just money now.