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14 Reasons Why Alfred is the Best F*cking Butler Who Ever Buttled
August 25, 2015
1. In the Injustice Universe, he kicked Superman's super-ASS
2. He's lost a lot of weight since his first appearance in 1943
3. His full name is "Alfred Thaddeus Crane Pennyworth"
4. He is Gotham City's lord of SASS.
5. He is the gateway for wry British humor to enter the DC Universe
6. It's nice to see someone with common sense in Wayne Manor
7. Yet as Batman's badassness increased over the years, so did Alfred's
8. He's a trained fighter, a skilled combat medic, and a sniper... basically a one-man-army
9. There's a mod that lets you "be the butler" for Arkham Knight
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10. Most fans see Alfred as the head of the "Bat-Family"
11. He raised young Mawster Bruce
12. All the while, he takes care of all the NORMAL BUTLER stuff
13. Even the little things you didn't think about
14. Finally, there's the time THIS happened
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