15 Things That Are Great About Toad
1. He's always had an unexplored dark side
2. How could you not be, after a lifetime as a Toad Warrior?
3. No other character in gaming can pull off the "shirtless vest" look
4. You know he singlehandedly paved the only functioning roadway in the Mushroom Kingdom?
5. According to Nintendo, Toads are a peaceful, genderfluid asexual people
6. Fan artists think otherwise.
7. Oh, you wacky fan artists
8. His design is classic Nintendo, cheerful and friendly
9. Though it is weird to think about how a race of subservient fungus people would actually look
10. First and foremost, Toad is a protector
11. A hero with boundless vigilence and optimism
12. For many gamers, he's been there since the beginning
13. The first friendly face they met in a world swarming with enemies
14. In summation, it's a character that's worth exploring more thoroughly
15. ALL GLORY TO THE TOAD!
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