You know what? I probably should have paid more attention in science classes in high school, instead of assuming videogames would be able to teach me everything I needed to know. Apparently mushrooms DON'T make you grow, evolution ISN'T randomly mutating once you've beaten up a bunch of animals, and your sword WON'T shoot lasers when your multiple hearts are filled with blood (haven't tested that last one, but I'm pretty confident on it).

Now we've taken this comic and turned it into a video so everyone can be educated on the terrible truth of science: