amiibobit

Amiibos are becoming a worst-case scenario for sentient toys - they're never made in the right supply, so collectors are hoarding them and selling them on eBay and generally treating them like a precious resource, instead of what they are: cheaply-made trinkets for geeks to futz around with in Smash Bros. for a couple hours before tossing them in the closet and forgetting about them for two years.