Okay guys. The Zerg rush is coming faster than we thought. I'm going to need four guys-quick!
Hello? Guys in the barracks?
I won't shoot anyone until I get some minerals.
Me too! And I want gas.
Why do you want-
I require more vespene gas.
That makes no sense. And how do you want me to deliver you gas? And why?
Fact is we need minerals.
We are all going to die if you don't shoot them.
You gonna give me orders?
Yes! Stop asking that! Look, there are literally tens of thousands minerals on this map, can you just kill them all and go get stuff later?
Fine. How many minerals?
Okay, I have 200. Come on, four guys! Let's go!
Wait! One at a time. Sometimes two. Union stuff.
Hold on! I need thirty seconds to be trained!
That is way too long! Also way, way not enough training. Somehow it's a disaster in both directions. All cause of your stupid union and minerals. It makes no sense! Forget the minerals!
Why can't you just send in the SCV's? They're armored cutting machines.
But they'll all die! And then we won't be able to get
You lying bastard.