1. You can't teach an old dog new facial recognition techniques
2. The torso, aka "your 2nd face"
3. It's either a bird, or one of the Coneheads. Hard to say.
4. Mii-ow! But no, that's not a very good job, Mii Maker.
5. C'mon, this mouse isn't as serious and dull as this Mii
6. Honestly - not bad. Not bad at all.
7. Just...add facial hair, Mii Maker. We know you know how!
8. Sorry, cat, but Mii Maker says you're a nerdy 46 year old accountant.
9. ATTACK ON MII-TAN
10. What's the DEAL with Mii Maker?!
11. Dem Mii-feels...
12. TRY HARDER, MII MAKER.
13. We have the Wisdom to know this is not your best work, Mii Maker.
14. Mistah J would approve.
15. Hitler without his tiny creepy mustache is somehow even creepier.
16. What do our elf eyes see? The most beautiful Mii of them all.