Twice a year we are simultaneously blessed and cursed by the coming of the massive Steam Sales, and twice a year the internet squeezes yet more SteamSale nonsense from its collective birth canal. The latest mashup of mashups comes from MASHALLPOTATOES.EXE, who was obviously born to combine the myriad Gaben memes with the idiosyncratic (but catchy as hell) intro to the anime Neon Genesis Evangelion. 

The first half is especially faithful to the source material. Here's the original, if you'd like to compare them: