Everybody enjoys poking fun at professional athletes because, in addition to being obscenely rich and famous, they are immaculate specimens of human perfection put on this earth to make us feel awful about ourselves. The Norweigian comedy sports show, Golden Goal, had the right idea when they made soccer players wear special bird's eye view goggles and play a game for our amusement.

With the goggles (whose intended use, besides embarrassing athletes, remains unclear to me), the soccer stars stumble and trip around the field, looking like...well, the rest of us when we try to play soccer.