4. Trials in Tainted Space (TiTS)
In a far off future, the galaxy has been conquered and technology has lengthened the human lifespan to centuries thanks to the work of Super-Industrialist Victor Steele. You play as Victor's cloned progeny, whose sole purpose is to spread his genetic legacy across the stars in this "interactive fiction" by Fenoxo Fenfen. The first step was birthing my protagonist through an exhaustive character creator that asked for my species, gender, height, weight, eye color and "vaginal traits".
After a few minutes I created a thouroughly lubricated female protagonist named "Gug" and we were ready to go forth and explore the distant corners of the universe.
My first encounter started immediately when I was attacked by an alien goo lady aboard my ship. I tried to use my ray gun, but it had no effect. Fearing for my life, I prepared for the worst. When suddenly the tone shifted DRASTICALLY.
Honestly, are there any two words more erotic than "human vagina"? I think not.
Needless to say the conflict was resolved thanks to hot lesbian goo-sex. Afterwards, I landed my ship on a far-off planet, exited the vessel, walked down a hallway and promptly exchanged oral sex with another genetic abomination. This text-based rpg is actually donor-backed and new alien races and options are continuously added (they're currently polling to see if your character should gain the ability to lay eggs). This is absolutely bananas. I'm not here to kink-shame, if anything I'm kink-saluting. Trials in Tainted Space (TiTS) is a milestone achievement in the field of confusing boners.
