The reviews are in for the Kevin James pratfall-based sequel, and they are brutal. The film currently sits at an astounding 0% on Rotten Tomatoes with an equally appalling fan rating of 63% (this means almost half the fans who made a point to see Paul Blart ON OPENING DAY hated it as well). Well, if the entirety of humanity is onboard with gawking at this segway wreck, we're not going to let a good round of schadenfreude go to waste. Here's 12 brutal headlines from the early reviews:

 

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