Although she has been married twice, Margaery is miraculously *cough* allegedly *cough* still a virgin. At this point, the girl must be thirsty, but she definitely will not do the medieval shuffle with you unless: 1) you put a flower-shaped ruby-encrusted ring on it and 2) you are the sane and competent ruler of a large kingdom. Since you meet neither of these requirements, you can fuck right off. She's got Tommen and Ser Pounce to keep her warm at night.

You lost hard in the Game of Bones. Maybe you'll have better luck with marriage?

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