We all think retro games are the best, but we're stupid and wrong. The internet has decimated our attention span so now these beloved retro games are boring because they don't relentlessly attack our amygdala and stimulate hyper-neurogenesis.
Pacapong, a new game by kingPenguin and featured on Alpha Beta Gamer, is the solution!
It's an exhilarating mashup of Pac-Man, Pong and Space Invaders (with a surprise simian guest), and it will make your brain cry happy tears. Just check out the trailer:
What are you doing still reading this?! Download it now!