This poor, blue collar big rig trucker wanted only one thing: to make a quick u-turn to get back on track to his destination. However, things quickly went awry. A little, uh, TOO awry. Like "burning bodies everywhere and screams of terror that will haunt him until the end of his days" awry.
Let this be a reminder to us all - don't cross the median, or else hundreds of horrifying deaths will happen pretty much immediately.