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1. His near-indecipherable lore from the Archie Comics universe

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2. He brought us the technological miracle that is LOCK-ON technology

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3. He is straight up illiterate


 

4. His fists thirst for walls

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5. His voice actor in Sonic Adventure DX is gloriously miscast