It's been well-recorded that Octopi are incredibly smart despite their "boneless tentacle monster" appearance. Recently visitors at the The Seatlle Aquarium captured this breakout attempt by a crafty cephalopod on video. A staff member thwarted the escape at the last second and you almost feel bad for the little guy, until you remember it has 9 brains and one of its arms is its penis and gross gross keep it in its prison forever thx.

 

 

By the way, if you're wondering what a SUCCESSFUL octopus escape looks like, check this out: