"What the hell is that?! That looks like shit."

"What is that? ...WHAT IS THAT?!"

"That's a straight-up dinosaur turd...that he just stuffed her face into. And she doesn't look happy."

Welcome to the insane world of Thai game shows (which are really only rivaled by Japanese game shows in terms of how deeply messed-up they can get), something Americans simply aren't ready for.

Then again, maybe watching Alex Trebek make people say answers in the form of the question comes across as really f*cked up to everyone else and we just don't realize it?