Calvin & Hobbes, the beloved comic strip, had a long-running joke that Calvin enjoyed building snowmen committing crimes like snowmannibalism (snowman cannibalism) and vehicular snowmanslaughter (you get it). Morbid snowmen are way cooler than a bunch of Frosty clones -- even though making one would probably get you sent to the school psychologist.
Check out these impressive snow-massacres!
Redditor ethanzap posted this picture with the caption: "I made all these little snowmen on my roommates parking spot. He had to kill 17 snowmen in order to park."