Teslas are just wimpy electric cars, right? I mean, I've heard they have crazy good battery life and are ALSO named after a scientist who proposed building death rays all over Europe, but they can't really compare to REAL gas-guzzlin' cars, right?

Wrong. Tesla's newest car has a button that's ACTUALLY called "Insane Mode" - which launches a stopped car from 0 to 60 mph in about 3 seconds. And they took a video of some unsuspecting passengers getting to try out Insane Mode (with no warning). Check out their wonderful reactions: