Hey, remember My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic? It's that nice kids' cartoon about ponies and friendship. And that's all it is! It definitely hasn't been co-opted in any way by groups of sexually-frustrated older men who fixate on eroticizing this pleasant little 'toon designed to teach children about friendshipOH GODDAMMIT

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Well, it was nice while it lasted, but the age of innocence is over: dudes are fucking inflatable cartoon ponies with boobs now. Chinese manufacturer, Hongyi, recently listed their "custom inflatable girl pony" on Alibaba, the Amazon of China (meaning it's just Really Big Amazon). There she is, Rainbow Dash, once so simple and un-sexualized, now ruined forever by weird internet pervs who can't just appreciate this nice show without wanting to have sex with things.

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How do you look at this and NOT think about having all kinds of weird sex??? AMIRITE?!?!

It's like some kind of nightmare combination of Nicki Minaj and Skrillex, except with a very recognizable cutie mark. Why, internet, why?!

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Intimdated by her 5'9" height and bright colors? Don't worry -- Hongyi says the sexy girl pony dolls are customizable and can be ordered in any size or color you want, in case you're the kind of twisted monster who NEEDS this in their lives.

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Hongyi explains the doll could be used at: "parties, clubs, parks." Although I doubt any of these dolls will be attending public functions, it is worth noting that Hongyitoys also sells inflatable tents and slides. So maybe you could buy a bouncy castle, throw a barbecue and introduce your new special pony lady to your family.