Now we've gone and done it. America re-ignited the long-dormant arms race when it came up with that funky new lightsaber in Star Wars: The Force Awakens, and as a result Russia has been working around the clock to up the ante. As dramatized in a (delightful!) short film from Mr.TVCow, boring ol' single-blade lightsabers are oficially a thing of the past. 

What's your favorite Russian lightsaber? I'm probably going with the 8-bit broadsword.