There's a lot of people who have bad luck in Grand Theft Auto - pretty much every single civilian has a pretty good chance of getting carjacked, shot, assaulted, or run over at any given moment, and sometimes it's more likely a combination thereof.

The people who usually have pretty GOOD luck in GTA are the actual players - they're the ones DOING all the murdering and carjacking, and while things can sometimes go awry for them, it's usually at least their own damn fault (plus, waking up in the hospital with all of your weapons immediately following your death helps).

But this guy...wow. This guy has some NEXT LEVEL bad luck. I mean, this is years' worth of bad luck, all compressed into a few seconds of insane coincidences all designed to ruin this guy's day.

 

There's only one reasonable response to this...