We all know that striking a silly pose for Disney ride photos is an American tradition. Before you look upon these patriotic relics, you should know that the Tower of Terror is a helluva ride. First of all, it has a creepy Twilight Zone introduction (only made better by my favorite Disney channel original movie starring Steve Guttenberg). Then, the elevator drops you from the top of a very tall tower approximately a hundred million times. Also, fun fact: cables pull the elevator down, making you plummet faster than free-fall. So it's like falling to your death but way more efficient. Enjoy the photos! And remember, these people are truly heroes.