1. But he's a married man!

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2. A sweet saxophone, a skimpy speedo and a winning smile -- What could he possibly want for Christmas?

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3. Santa wants whatever's in that mug

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4. Santa, hide the reindeer!undefined

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5. Gentlemen Prefer Old Bearded Guys

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