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"Not enough dewbacks." - George Lucas
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These are the Tonnika sisters, and OF COURSE they have a complicated backstory.
Luke, you're getting over the horrific deaths of your aunt and uncle a little TOO easily...
Hey Ben, maybe don't rest that laser sword on your shoulder, 'k?
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Oh wow, those Jawas were a lot smaller than we realized.
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"...and then I just DISAPPEAR? That is some dumb shit, George."
The deleted Toshi Station scene - the one scene George Lucas has refused to re-insert, and we thank him for that.
Hrm, the technology in Star Wars seems a lot less impressive than I remember.
"Wait, you want me to say WHAT to him?!"
Do you KNOW how long Peter Mayhew had to grow out his hair for this role?
Carrie Fisher: "So...this many dewbacks?"
George Lucas: "Hiiiiigher..."
"Whoa, I just realized how stupid my hair looks. Thank god no one will remember this movie in a year."
"And that 4 hour demonstration should show you how to pretend to fire a laser blaster."
"Luke, please leave the hyperdrive alone."
"Ugh, I just CANNOT stand to look at your stupid face, George. Let's just get this over with."
"Aren't you a little HANDSOME for a Stormtrooper?"
As if Greedo could get ANY LAMER.
Darth, put on your helmet in front of guests.
Poor Anthony Daniels didn't sit down for 6 months straight (unconfirmed).
The Empire had to cut out 'Casual Fridays' pretty much immediately.
Keep your chin up as your home planet gets blown to smithereens, Leia.
From whatever the Band of Brothers equivalent exists in the Star Wars universe.
On that day, the Empire received a grim reminder...
The most fun death EVER.
It's like finding out the Tooth Fairy wasn't real all over again.
She smiled as she mowed down legions of Stormtroopers, like a true sociopath.
Alec Guinness always keeps around one friend with a lamer beard than his so his own beard looks even cooler.