1. Maybe Master Chief dreams of being a Master Chef
2. Slimer loves the deals at GAP
3. I didn't know holograms ate froyo
4. You say "To-mah-to," I say, "What is a tomato doing on the subway?"
5. But everyone knows malls are filled with creepers.
6. Nothing fills up your heart containers like Sbarro's
7. You know the Lich King goes for that $5 foot-long
8. Not even Deadpool is immune to some good deals
9. When fundraising for the Dark Side, you gotta get creative
10. This is pretty much the last thing you want to see when it's foggy outside
11. What's the opposite of Super Saiyan?
12. Is the subway car an Autobot?